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  • person: i love josh hutchinson!
  • *cannon blows*
  • person: team peter!
  • *cannon blows*
  • person: team --
  • *cannon blows*
  • person: i saw the movie so i can skip the first book!
  • *cannon blows*
  • person: is there gonna be a hunger games 2?
  • *cannon blows*
  • person: did you hear they made hunger games into a book?
  • *cannon blows*
  • person: jennifer lawrence is too fat to be katniss
  • *cannon blows*
  • person: i heard josh is an alcoholic
  • *cannon blows*
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Woman v. The Government
  • Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
  • Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
  • Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
  • Government: No.
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OH MY!


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jacksonbegood asked: i was just saying that he looks like a dyke, not that he is.

And you looked like a depressed unwashed girl! :)


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Anonymous asked: your boyfriend looks like a dyke.

Guess I’m a lesbian because he gets this pussy all the time! Bow!


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